Totally gross.

I trust you’ve all seen the useless ponce who’s been emailing me from my two previous posts. Might we all take a moment and begrudgingly linger on this baby-penised fraction of a man?

This cretin has assaulted my person by sending, unsolicited, pictures of his crooked clown dick and his poor, oblivious wife. Why he thinks they would do anything but induce violent retching is an impenetrable mystery. I’ve spent most of the evening suppressing my sick but mentioning him again is nauseating me.

Pardon me while I forcibly discharge everything from my stomach.

He looks like something rejected through a jungle monkey’s ass end. Just having this greasy worm-turd keep contacting me is making my vagina close up.

He needs to be neutered.


It’s ok to laugh. I haven’t stopped laughing at him since he first emailed me.




A sickening creature, no?


Look at this worm. Does everyone see him? See how his lips part so desperately for that ogre foot?

Won’t it be fun to see his face? I’m going to reveal this wretch’s identity tomorrow. The idea of him is making me feel vomitous, I’ll bet he smells like low tide. He claims he’s married and has children! Can you imagine what kind of shameful, crawling existence that must be to know that you were dribbled out of this quivering mass of garbage?

Little by little, I’m going to show his face so you can all see the shit stain who dared email me.